LAVENDER BROWN - TAKEN
GRYFFINDOR, 5TH YEAR

Lavender Brown… how do I even begin to explain Lavender Brown? Lavender Brown is flawless. She has two fendi purses and a silver lexis. I hear her hair is ensured for $10,000. I hear she does car commericals… in Japan. Her favorite movie is ‘Varsity Blues’. One time, she met Charlie Weasley and he told her she was pretty! One time, she punched Seamus Finnigan in the face. It was awesome.